Zorb in Oz

Backdated comment fic, from holdouttrout's holiday party.

Prompt: "A quiet holiday in Egypt"
Sam/Daniel, PG for nekkid.

Backdated and posted for reference.

jack_built, a cracktastic AU. My contributions as follows:

It must be the accent - Rodney, Daniel, and Zelenka

The One with the Kitten - Rodney, Daniel, Sam, Elizabeth, and Jack

Title: Compromised
Author: zorb
Rating: PG-13, for innuendo
Spoilers: Set vaguely in S10 or thereabouts. *waves hand* Specific spoilers are only through S9 and the S10 team's composition.
Recipient: surrealphantast in the sd_ficathon
Prompt: "Sam and Daniel stranded off-world and becoming aware of each other in a romantic way. The hotter the better." I hope this fits the bill!
Summary: Sam and Daniel are best friends and science nerds who never argue because they're so much alike. This clearly indicates their sibling-like relationship. And if you believe that, I've got a kassa farm on Mars I'd like to sell you. Only thing is, I've got two offers pending; one's from Sam, and the other's from Daniel.

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Title: Clinging as Condition (Bhava Rising), Part One
Rating: R, for teh pr0n
Characters/Ships: Original team, Sam/Daniel, Daniel/Sha're
Spoilers: Through "Tin Man." I know, I make it so tough to follow along.
Disclaimer: There are a lot of references to other works in this fic. I don't want to spoil them in advance, but if you recognize it, it's not mine, and I'm not making any money from it. That goes especially for the Stargate universe and all it encompasses. When in doubt, Wikipedia.
Summary: "With clinging as condition, bhava arises." What happens when you're cut off from everything and almost everyone you know, down to yourself? How do you reconcile who you were and who you are? How do you become?

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Continue to Part Two.

Title: Ten Righteous Men
Rating: NC-17 (omg)
Pairing: Sam/Daniel
Spoilers: Vague through at least the beginning of S9
Disclaimer: They're not mine and it's really a shame.
Summary/Note: For the porn battle, because I'm incapable of writing anything short.  Unbetaed; I apologize for any errors and for the porn. Also, I'm a heathen, so please excuse any unintentional offense.  I've never written anything quite this dirty and for all I know, it's laughably bad.  Enjoy it either way!

( Ten Righteous Men )

Title: Attached
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Ships: Either Sam/Daniel or Daniel/Vala. You pick! (No, really. You do.)
Spoilers: Through S9's "Deus Ex Machina"
Disclaimer: Characters, settings, two lines of dialogue, and external plot do not belong to me and I am making no money off of re-interpreting them to suit my purposes. I am the tamest sort of evil.
Summary/Note: Peer behind the scenes of early Season 9 as Daniel keeps Sam in the SGC loop - including his ever-so-trying relationship with Vala Mal Doran. An experiment in interpretation with no relation to the TNG episode of the same name. I am grateful to my beta reader purplepenguin and to everyone who responded to this post. This fic took three tries, and it still wouldn't be here without your help.

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This is a sequel to Taste (and I highly recommend you (re)read that fic before starting this one). I did not originally intend for that fic to have a sequel, but it was suggested, and the second two-thirds of Season 8 provided ample opportunity for me to skew the universe to my own interpretation. Then I spent most of the summer hating what I'd written so far, then finally finished it, then sat on it for a few more weeks because I have sequel issues. But my sister convinced me to post this, so here it is.

Title: Of Reality (I'm so clever like that)
Rating: R. Very much R. For the sex0rz, naturally, plus language.
Pairing: Sam/Daniel, with a side of Sam/Pete and Daniel/Vala. Also, Jack.
Spoilers: The entirety of S8 (minus "Moebius," because it makes my head hurt), as well as spoilers for where the characters will be at the beginning of S9.
Disclaimer: As usual, they do not belong to me. Nor does this interpretation of events, really - that one goes to all of us S/D shippers. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt - it's a fun river. My delusions are more fun than your delusions. :-P
Summary: In what reality, for instance, would he be standing next to the woman with whom he was having earth-moving, mind-blowing sex, arm around her shoulders, as they listened to marriage plans – and not be engaged to her himself? Sequel to Taste.

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Title: Hair
Rating: PG
Ships: N/A
Summary: Recipe: Begin with one (1) unit SG-1. Add alcohol, Scrabble, and a hair fetish. Mix well.
Spoilers: Takes place immediately after "Fire and Water".
Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended.
Archive: Ask me first.
Author's Note: Oh man, how to explain this fic? Well, it all came from a comment by tallisen over on daniel_daily: "*squee!* someone needs to braid that hair! How come no one ever did? *pout* He's so pretty!” This fic can also be blamed on a Starbucks Chantico. It's the new Mountain Dew.  Thanks to purplepenguin1013 for the beta!

( Hair )

(x-posting to my geocities site and various other places)

Title: Taste
Rating: hard R for sex and language - generally, for people being naughty.
Ships: Sam/Daniel, Sam/Pete
Summary: They're not saints.  Theirs aren't easy jobs; sometimes, they need a certain kind of relief.  But how long can they maintain the illusion?
Spoilers: "Forever In A Day", "Fallen", "Chimera", "Death Knell", "Heroes", "Resurrection", "New Order",  "Affinity" - the fic spans the time from "Death Knell" till just before "Affinity".
Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended.
Archive: Ask me first.
Author's Note: This is an unbeta-ed work.  All mistakes are mine.  I hope you enjoy the little ditty that took over my brain.

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