zorb: (Bitches - SG)
Title: Ghostwriter
Rating: PG-13, I guess?
Spoilers: Haha, none. AU, baby!
Characters/Ships: McKay/Sheppard.
Recipient/Prompt: For Sweet Charity, [livejournal.com profile] bitter_crimson requested: "Rodney/John AU. Rodney buys a new house and finds out it's haunted. John, obviously, is the ghost (kinda like Casper!). At first Rodney's freaked out but then they become friends and THEN, of course, Rodney falls for John. Only John's still a ghost." Posted with permission.
Summary: Exactly what the prompt says. :-D

Ghostwriter )
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Backdated comment fic, from [livejournal.com profile] holdouttrout's holiday party.

Prompt: "A quiet holiday in Egypt"
Sam/Daniel, PG for nekkid.
zorb: (Bitches - SG)
Title: Atalanta's Race
Rating: PG-13, sigh
Characters/Ships: Sam/Vala
Spoilers: Vague. Set somewhere S10ish or later.
Summary/Prompt: [livejournal.com profile] apocalypse_kree, prompt 111: "Sam/Vala. Space pirates, when the team starts to feel claustrophobic." Thanks, as always, to my fabulous anonybeta.

Atalanta's Race )
zorb: (Bitches - SG)
Backdated and posted for reference.

[livejournal.com profile] jack_built, a cracktastic AU. My contributions as follows:

It must be the accent - Rodney, Daniel, and Zelenka

The One with the Kitten - Rodney, Daniel, Sam, Elizabeth, and Jack
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Title: The Threads You Follow
Author: [livejournal.com profile] zorb
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Through "Threads."
Recipient: [livejournal.com profile] maevebran in the [livejournal.com profile] sd_ficathon, back-up.
Prompt: Sam and Daniel dealing with Daniel's second Ascension.
Summary: It's a rare weaver who works with a single thread.

The Threads You Follow )
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Title: Compromised
Author: [livejournal.com profile] zorb
Rating: PG-13, for innuendo
Spoilers: Set vaguely in S10 or thereabouts. *waves hand* Specific spoilers are only through S9 and the S10 team's composition.
Recipient: [livejournal.com profile] surrealphantast in the [livejournal.com profile] sd_ficathon
Prompt: "Sam and Daniel stranded off-world and becoming aware of each other in a romantic way. The hotter the better." I hope this fits the bill!
Summary: Sam and Daniel are best friends and science nerds who never argue because they're so much alike. This clearly indicates their sibling-like relationship. And if you believe that, I've got a kassa farm on Mars I'd like to sell you. Only thing is, I've got two offers pending; one's from Sam, and the other's from Daniel.

Compromised )
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Title: Clinging as Condition (Bhava Rising), Part Two
Rating: R, for teh pr0n
Characters/Ships: Original team, Sam/Daniel, Daniel/Sha're
Spoilers: Through "Tin Man." I know, I make it so tough to follow along.
Disclaimer: There are a lot of references to other works in this fic. I don't want to spoil them in advance, but if you recognize it, it's not mine, and I'm not making any money from it. That goes especially for the Stargate universe and all it encompasses. When in doubt, Wikipedia.
Summary: "With clinging as condition, bhava arises." What happens when you're cut off from everything and almost everyone you know, down to yourself? How do you reconcile who you were and who you are? How do you become?

Part Two )
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Title: Clinging as Condition (Bhava Rising), Part One
Rating: R, for teh pr0n
Characters/Ships: Original team, Sam/Daniel, Daniel/Sha're
Spoilers: Through "Tin Man." I know, I make it so tough to follow along.
Disclaimer: There are a lot of references to other works in this fic. I don't want to spoil them in advance, but if you recognize it, it's not mine, and I'm not making any money from it. That goes especially for the Stargate universe and all it encompasses. When in doubt, Wikipedia.
Summary: "With clinging as condition, bhava arises." What happens when you're cut off from everything and almost everyone you know, down to yourself? How do you reconcile who you were and who you are? How do you become?

Part One )

Continue to Part Two.
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Title: Thank You for Your Patronage!
Rating: G. So very G.
Characters: Sam and Daniel, Gen
Spoilers: "Holiday"
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine.
Summary/Note: Sooner or later, Daniel will run out of places to eat in Colorado Springs. A post-"Holiday" fic to answer one of the episode's less burning but more amusing questions, written in response to an anonymeme request.

Thank You for Your Patronage! )
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Title: Ten Righteous Men
Rating: NC-17 (omg)
Pairing: Sam/Daniel
Spoilers: Vague through at least the beginning of S9
Disclaimer: They're not mine and it's really a shame.
Summary/Note: For the porn battle, because I'm incapable of writing anything short.  Unbetaed; I apologize for any errors and for the porn. Also, I'm a heathen, so please excuse any unintentional offense.  I've never written anything quite this dirty and for all I know, it's laughably bad.  Enjoy it either way!

Ten Righteous Men )
zorb: (Bitches - SG)
Title: The Trouble with…
Rating/Warning: PG-13
Characters: Sam, supported by the S1-7 team
Spoilers: None, but takes place in S1 or 2
Disclaimer: None of the characters, species, or plot devices within this fic belong to me and I am making no money off of repurposing them to suit my needs.
Summary:  SG-1 encounters flying, vampiric tribbles.  What?
Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] heidiweidel in the [livejournal.com profile] samcarterficathon, on the following request: Sam leading SG1 (or another team); the rest of SG1 (Jack, Daniel, Teal'c) is present; an interesting, non-humanoid alien or alien influence.  Originally posted here.

The Trouble with… )
zorb: (Bitches - SG)
Title: Attached
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Ships: Either Sam/Daniel or Daniel/Vala. You pick! (No, really. You do.)
Spoilers: Through S9's "Deus Ex Machina"
Disclaimer: Characters, settings, two lines of dialogue, and external plot do not belong to me and I am making no money off of re-interpreting them to suit my purposes. I am the tamest sort of evil.
Summary/Note: Peer behind the scenes of early Season 9 as Daniel keeps Sam in the SGC loop - including his ever-so-trying relationship with Vala Mal Doran. An experiment in interpretation with no relation to the TNG episode of the same name. I am grateful to my beta reader purplepenguin and to everyone who responded to this post. This fic took three tries, and it still wouldn't be here without your help.

Attached )
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Title: Diplomacy
Rating: PG? Maybe just G.
Spoilers: S9's "The Scourge"
Disclaimer: None of it's mine but the dialogue.
Summary/Note: A missing scene from "The Scourge," in which Sam finds messing with Daniel more fun than babysitting hostile diplomats.  Mostly written just for the sake of writing something after a dry spell in this fandom.  We're talking no plot, no extrapolation beyond what's given in canon, no intense revelations, only shippy if you squint hard...hence, a ficlet. Thanks to my beta, who helped even though there was no cave sex.

Diplomacy )
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
This is a sequel to Taste (and I highly recommend you (re)read that fic before starting this one). I did not originally intend for that fic to have a sequel, but it was suggested, and the second two-thirds of Season 8 provided ample opportunity for me to skew the universe to my own interpretation. Then I spent most of the summer hating what I'd written so far, then finally finished it, then sat on it for a few more weeks because I have sequel issues. But my sister convinced me to post this, so here it is.

Title: Of Reality (I'm so clever like that)
Rating: R. Very much R. For the sex0rz, naturally, plus language.
Pairing: Sam/Daniel, with a side of Sam/Pete and Daniel/Vala. Also, Jack.
Spoilers: The entirety of S8 (minus "Moebius," because it makes my head hurt), as well as spoilers for where the characters will be at the beginning of S9.
Disclaimer: As usual, they do not belong to me. Nor does this interpretation of events, really - that one goes to all of us S/D shippers. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt - it's a fun river. My delusions are more fun than your delusions. :-P
Summary: In what reality, for instance, would he be standing next to the woman with whom he was having earth-moving, mind-blowing sex, arm around her shoulders, as they listened to marriage plans – and not be engaged to her himself? Sequel to Taste.

Of Reality )
zorb: (Fingerpaint - BSG)
This fic was for the [livejournal.com profile] multiverse2004 challenge.  Authors were concealed when the fics went up, but now they're posted, so I can pimp mine publicly.  W00t. ;-)

Title: First Flight
Author: [livejournal.com profile] zorb
Rating: PG-13
Crossover: BSG/SG-1 - Kara Thrace/Sam Carter
Spoilers: BSG - through currently aired for backstory only; SG-1 - through 7x08 ("Space Race")
Disclaimer: I'm just taking the sand out of the box to let it play with the other sand for a while.  I'll put it back when I'm done.
Summary: In vino veritas. Sam tells the tale of her first love - one Kara Thrace, aka Starbuck.
Notes: This site was my source for the program in which I somewhat anachronistically enrolled the girls.  This fic was my first attempt at femslash, first attempt to write in a very military world I know nothing about, and first written poker game, which I also know nothing about but have the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] ravenmb to thank for the help. 

Reviews can go either via the email form or here.  Thanks!

Use the link above or read it here )
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Title: Hair
Rating: PG
Ships: N/A
Summary: Recipe: Begin with one (1) unit SG-1. Add alcohol, Scrabble, and a hair fetish. Mix well.
Spoilers: Takes place immediately after "Fire and Water".
Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended.
Archive: Ask me first.
Author's Note: Oh man, how to explain this fic? Well, it all came from a comment by [livejournal.com profile] tallisen over on [livejournal.com profile] daniel_daily: "*squee!* someone needs to braid that hair! How come no one ever did? *pout* He's so pretty!” This fic can also be blamed on a Starbucks Chantico. It's the new Mountain Dew.  Thanks to purplepenguin1013 for the beta!

Hair )

(x-posting to my geocities site and various other places)
zorb: (Pete)
Any Day In November: Claire and Melburn Jackson died in a freak accident in 1974...or did they? What happens when SG-1 finds Daniel's parents on a planet across the galaxy, and hardly a day older than when they - well, didn't die? Daniel-centric genfic, spoilers up through Season Seven's "Chimera", rated a very tame PG-13.
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Title: Taste
Rating: hard R for sex and language - generally, for people being naughty.
Ships: Sam/Daniel, Sam/Pete
Summary: They're not saints.  Theirs aren't easy jobs; sometimes, they need a certain kind of relief.  But how long can they maintain the illusion?
Spoilers: "Forever In A Day", "Fallen", "Chimera", "Death Knell", "Heroes", "Resurrection", "New Order",  "Affinity" - the fic spans the time from "Death Knell" till just before "Affinity".
Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended.
Archive: Ask me first.
Author's Note: This is an unbeta-ed work.  All mistakes are mine.  I hope you enjoy the little ditty that took over my brain.

Taste )
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