zorb: (Bitches - SG)
Title: Atalanta's Race
Rating: PG-13, sigh
Characters/Ships: Sam/Vala
Spoilers: Vague. Set somewhere S10ish or later.
Summary/Prompt: [livejournal.com profile] apocalypse_kree, prompt 111: "Sam/Vala. Space pirates, when the team starts to feel claustrophobic." Thanks, as always, to my fabulous anonybeta.

Atalanta's Race )
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Title: The Threads You Follow
Author: [livejournal.com profile] zorb
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Through "Threads."
Recipient: [livejournal.com profile] maevebran in the [livejournal.com profile] sd_ficathon, back-up.
Prompt: Sam and Daniel dealing with Daniel's second Ascension.
Summary: It's a rare weaver who works with a single thread.

The Threads You Follow )
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Title: Compromised
Author: [livejournal.com profile] zorb
Rating: PG-13, for innuendo
Spoilers: Set vaguely in S10 or thereabouts. *waves hand* Specific spoilers are only through S9 and the S10 team's composition.
Recipient: [livejournal.com profile] surrealphantast in the [livejournal.com profile] sd_ficathon
Prompt: "Sam and Daniel stranded off-world and becoming aware of each other in a romantic way. The hotter the better." I hope this fits the bill!
Summary: Sam and Daniel are best friends and science nerds who never argue because they're so much alike. This clearly indicates their sibling-like relationship. And if you believe that, I've got a kassa farm on Mars I'd like to sell you. Only thing is, I've got two offers pending; one's from Sam, and the other's from Daniel.

Compromised )
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Title: Thank You for Your Patronage!
Rating: G. So very G.
Characters: Sam and Daniel, Gen
Spoilers: "Holiday"
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine.
Summary/Note: Sooner or later, Daniel will run out of places to eat in Colorado Springs. A post-"Holiday" fic to answer one of the episode's less burning but more amusing questions, written in response to an anonymeme request.

Thank You for Your Patronage! )
zorb: (S/D cute - SG)
Title: Ten Righteous Men
Rating: NC-17 (omg)
Pairing: Sam/Daniel
Spoilers: Vague through at least the beginning of S9
Disclaimer: They're not mine and it's really a shame.
Summary/Note: For the porn battle, because I'm incapable of writing anything short.  Unbetaed; I apologize for any errors and for the porn. Also, I'm a heathen, so please excuse any unintentional offense.  I've never written anything quite this dirty and for all I know, it's laughably bad.  Enjoy it either way!

Ten Righteous Men )
zorb: (Bitches - SG)
Title: The Trouble with…
Rating/Warning: PG-13
Characters: Sam, supported by the S1-7 team
Spoilers: None, but takes place in S1 or 2
Disclaimer: None of the characters, species, or plot devices within this fic belong to me and I am making no money off of repurposing them to suit my needs.
Summary:  SG-1 encounters flying, vampiric tribbles.  What?
Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] heidiweidel in the [livejournal.com profile] samcarterficathon, on the following request: Sam leading SG1 (or another team); the rest of SG1 (Jack, Daniel, Teal'c) is present; an interesting, non-humanoid alien or alien influence.  Originally posted here.

The Trouble with… )
zorb: (Warts - HP)
I posted two drabble/ficlets for [personal profile] smilie117 and [personal profile] jlh for correctly guessing the time my phone repair dude would arrive. (Hey, I'm easy.) I'm back-posting them here for posterity. Originals are at this post. Usual HP disclaimers apply, etc.

For Sabs: Harry/Hermione )

For Clio: Seamus/Dean )
zorb: (Bitches - SG)
Title: Real Women Are Not a Committee
Requested by: [livejournal.com profile] tielan for the Female Gen Ficathon.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Takes place between "Duet" and "Trinity."
Character(s): Teyla, guest starring everyone else.
Element/Prompt (and also summary, hah!): They don't need Luke Skywalker, come to rescue them.
Disclaimer: The characters of Stargate Atlantis do not belong to me, nor do those of Star Wars. I own nothing but my plot.

Real Women Are Not a Committee )
zorb: (Fingerpaint - BSG)
Re-posting for archival purposes; originally a response to [livejournal.com profile] sf_friday48's fourth challenge.

Title: Alien Pilots Have More Fun
Rating: G? PG, if you stretch. You would not want a higher rating for this fic.
Fandom/Characters: Farscape and Stargate: Atlantis....and it's Pilot and Hermiod. Yes. Um. Hint of BSG at the end.
Spoilers: Through PK Wars for Farscape, through "Intruder" for SGA.
Word count: 1,499
Notes: I can't be the only person who thinks Hermiod looks like Pilot behind his little console, can I?

Alien Pilots Have More Fun )
zorb: (Fingerpaint - BSG)
I'm an idiot.  This was supposed to be for [livejournal.com profile] sf_friday48's challenge this week, but for some reason, I had it in my head that entries were due today, rather than yesterday.  I suck a lot, but as it was half written already, I figured I'd finish.  Anyway.  Not my favorite piece, but it needed to escape my system.

Title: One for the Road
Rating: PG-13 for the naughty words
Spoilers: The miniseries.  And Lee backstory from "Final Cut" and podcast.
Disclaimer: Not mine.  Wish he was they were.  A few lines are paraphrased from the miniseries and are also not mine.
Summary: What if Lee had gone ahead and left the military to venture into a different kind of service?  AU, set just before the events of the miniseries, with some adjusting of timeline.  Angstcakes.  Also, Kara. Oh, and a towel, but not as special as the "Final Cut" one.

One for the Road )
zorb: (Fingerpaint - BSG)
This fic was for the [livejournal.com profile] multiverse2004 challenge.  Authors were concealed when the fics went up, but now they're posted, so I can pimp mine publicly.  W00t. ;-)

Title: First Flight
Author: [livejournal.com profile] zorb
Rating: PG-13
Crossover: BSG/SG-1 - Kara Thrace/Sam Carter
Spoilers: BSG - through currently aired for backstory only; SG-1 - through 7x08 ("Space Race")
Disclaimer: I'm just taking the sand out of the box to let it play with the other sand for a while.  I'll put it back when I'm done.
Summary: In vino veritas. Sam tells the tale of her first love - one Kara Thrace, aka Starbuck.
Notes: This site was my source for the program in which I somewhat anachronistically enrolled the girls.  This fic was my first attempt at femslash, first attempt to write in a very military world I know nothing about, and first written poker game, which I also know nothing about but have the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] ravenmb to thank for the help. 

Reviews can go either via the email form or here.  Thanks!

Use the link above or read it here )
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Squeaking in under the deadline, I've finally finished and posted my contribution to the [livejournal.com profile] hphg_ficathon. The entry, in two parts, can be found here and here. Bring your friends, bring your reviews!

Title: Operation: Distraction!
Challenge: Harry and Hermione play matchmaker for Ron.
Summary: Desperate to end Ron's fixation on his sister's love life, Harry and Hermione undertake Operation Distraction. Will their plans succeed? Or will they reveal something neither of them expects?

Thanks to my fabulous beta team and to everyone who reads it!
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