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Drabble-O-Matic. Fun for the whole family.
Aberforth tripped along wankishly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Billy the Goat, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a squid hopping along, carrying a spoon in its mouth.
Aberforth was almost over the sea when he came across a misanthropic cake, lying alone on a putrid plate. "That must be a treat from my elite bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked tasty, so he ate it.
It gave him the most flatulent tingling sensation in his ear. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Billy the Goat.
When Billy the Goat came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Aberforth cried merrily.
"Your nose! And your toe!" Billy the Goat said. "They're luminous! Can't you feel it?"
Aberforth felt his nose and his toe. They were indeed quite luminous. "Oh, no!" Aberforth said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that misanthropic cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Billy the Goat said. "I got you a wand. It must have been that migratory man who lives nearby. He acts a little hopefully, ever since he berated a club."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Aberforth sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Billy the Goat said joyously, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your nose is really magnanimous like that."
"Really?" Aberforth dried her tears. Aberforth kissed Billy the Goat and it was an entirely ingenious sensation, like a virgin touched for the very first time.
They spent the night having entirely ingenious sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
THE END
Some of those actually worked! *g*
Aberforth tripped along wankishly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Billy the Goat, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a squid hopping along, carrying a spoon in its mouth.
Aberforth was almost over the sea when he came across a misanthropic cake, lying alone on a putrid plate. "That must be a treat from my elite bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked tasty, so he ate it.
It gave him the most flatulent tingling sensation in his ear. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Billy the Goat.
When Billy the Goat came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Aberforth cried merrily.
"Your nose! And your toe!" Billy the Goat said. "They're luminous! Can't you feel it?"
Aberforth felt his nose and his toe. They were indeed quite luminous. "Oh, no!" Aberforth said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that misanthropic cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Billy the Goat said. "I got you a wand. It must have been that migratory man who lives nearby. He acts a little hopefully, ever since he berated a club."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Aberforth sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Billy the Goat said joyously, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your nose is really magnanimous like that."
"Really?" Aberforth dried her tears. Aberforth kissed Billy the Goat and it was an entirely ingenious sensation, like a virgin touched for the very first time.
They spent the night having entirely ingenious sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
THE END
Some of those actually worked! *g*